HIlarious Jandhyala Dialogues from his movies

see mister ganapati.. nuvvu kimdakelli oka 55 cigarette packet and remdu coffee patraa.. dabbulivvamdi?? uhu..nuvvu velli pattukuraa.. elaa patrammamtaaramdi.. kimdana hotel vadiki khillee kottuvadiki ippatike boledamta baakee padipoyamu.. kimda manam kanabadite kodataaru.. oke... asalu..asalu ninnevaru rammannaaru ikkadiki? mem chalaa serious gaa maatlaadukumtunnaam.. you please get out!! yes gurujee... mari kauphy?? vaddu...vaddu.... vaddu....vadduuuuuuu......... -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------imka srrilakshmi emd potti prasad comedy koodaa :potti prasad : nee peremtamma?srilakshmi : vagdevamdi.. remdela kritam mee patrikalo naavi remdu uttaraalu paddaayi gurtu ledaa? pp : aahaa.. gurtulekem... aa uttaraala valle maa patrika circulation padivela copy lu padipoyaayi..nuvvenaa talli.. sl : idigomdi pp : emtivi?? sl : ee madhay nenu kavitalni wraasaanu... machchuki okati vinipistaanu..vinamdi.. aakaasam neelamgaane emdukumtumdi?? erragaa umte baagodu kanukaa..raktam erragaane emduku umtumdi? neelamgaa umte baagodu kaanukaa..malle tellagaane emdukumtumdi? nallagaa umte baagodu kanuka.a. idi vinnaaka koodaa nenemduku bratike unnaanu.. chaavu raaledu kanukaa... chaalaa baagumdamdi ..ee vaakyam koodaa kaluputaanu...deenni mee patrika lo veyimchamdi.. aa..alaagenammaa... veetini ikkade umchutaanu.. mem imka patrika nadapalem ani gatti nirnayam teesukunnaka mee kavitalu chivari samputilo vesi .. avi release ayye lopu mem ye africano andamano paaripotaam... thanks amdi.. pote...evarammaa?? nenaa??idi kaasta tinamdi...podaanikenaammaa???
nenu tayaaru chesina sweet andi.. arati pamdu lambaa lambaa ani peru pettaanu... arati pamdu lambaa lambaa naa... editor bonda bonda anakapoyaav...alaage prachuristaanammaa... malli tinadamemduku risku... jeevitam meeda aasa unnavaadini.. malli vachchinappudu imkonni kavitalu sweets testaanu.. malli meereppudu vastaaro chebite aa roju selavu pettukumtaanu.. abbe...maree selavu petti vinaalsina avasaram ledu lemdi..office lone vimduru lemdi... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- malayalapodu bengali ammayini pelli chesukunte putte telugu ammayi aravam maatladinattu---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- pagalallaa nee vichitragatramtho nannu kshathagatrunni chestunnav. ippudu ratrillu kalalu techchukuni mari nannu kalavara pettake -- he calls srilakshmi "apoorva sahasra shirachcheda chintamani" aahaa... -- halo airavatam here... kamadhenu here...evaru kamadhenuva? em aataluga undentayya neeku... nenu airavataanni ante nuvvu kamadhenuvantaav? -- nenu intlo vanta chestanani cheppina aa shuntha evadu?mee area mushtivaadu saarevaru... maa area mushtivada? vaadi maatalu nammi mee grinder company publicity lo naa photo vesukuntava? ila naatho maatlaaddaniki enni gundelu raa rascal? o saari itu vachchi kanabadu, ninnu rotlo vesi rubbutha grinder vedhava... -- nuvvu sangeetam vinipinchesariki vankayalu maadi masaipoyaayi. bendakayaku dadaputti dondakaayanta kumilipoyindi. -- eraa bakasurudi bavamaridi? -- nee "pitha" ni pillulu tina... pillalu vellipotunnarayya... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- father:orey orey porpatuma budhi gaddi thini ee icecream vyapaaram pettanura bakasura,..angatlo ammedi thakkuva nee angitlo doorevi ekkuva aipoyindi..thinnavi chaalu ikanaina nannu kanikarinchi aa veera mingudaapara..suputhra..asalu thappu naadi le neeku korukudu padani ye inapa saamanu kotto tyrla kotto pettundalsindiganapathi:tyrle kottu pedithe okkokka tyre ammi icecream konukku tinta nanna..father:rama rama..poddunne intlo padahaaru doselu thinnavganapathi:paddenimidifather:ade paddenimidi..pkka restaurentloki velli enimidhi glassula orange juice thaagavganapathi:padifather:aa adi maathram maha baaha gurthu..shop lo koorchoni ippatiki aaru icecreamlu thinnav..iha chaalu aapara..aa ontlo unna moodondala iravai kilolu naa icecream baruve kadaraa..annikilola icecream ammukoni unteee paatikoka chinna illu konukkone vaadini..chachi ye lokanundo mee amma hidimbi..adi bathikinte...mee iddarini mepadaaniki nenu nadi bajaarlo adukkovalsivacheddi..oreoreoreorey..iha chaalu..ivaltiki shopu kattesanu..no sales..pada intiki podamganapathi:intikelli annam thidama nanna??father:alaage nanna intikellagaane oo iravai kilola annam mingudam..inka vere panemundi manaki.. 3/29/06 anonymous 1.ganapathi nanna:em raa amerika khanda vyavasaayadaarula santha emanna pettara??ganapathi:ledu nanna ivalla sani vaaram kadafather:aitheganapathi:sanivaaram phalaharam maathrame thinaali kada nannafather:phalahaaram ante okato rendo pandlu thinaali kaani ila amerika desam mothaniki nelarojulu pandl doraka kunda motham nuvve thinamani kaadi naina 3/29/06 anonymous .father:kumara saindhavaganapathi:enti nannafather:ninna biyyam thechi ikkada petta nuvvu gaani khali chesaava nainaa??ganapathi:podduna levagaane aakalesindi naanna..emi dorakakapothe idi thinesaafather:12 kg la biyyam thinesaava nayana?ganapathi:aunu nanna.father:sabhash...aithe 10 bindela vennillu thaagey annam udiki pothundiganapathi:thwaraga vanta chay aakalesthondifather:enti idi kooda thineddamane??nayana sarwa bhakshaka...nuvvu intha varaku naramamsam thappa migilinavanni thinnav anukunta kadaganapathi:aunu nannafather:aithe sare ee naalu poyyilu veliginchi deenimeeda nenu padukunta..dhooraka vegina tharvaatha naameeda uppu challukoni thineyganapathi:uppekkadundi naanna----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- kota gaari grandhika telugu.. gurram to.." daarunaathi daaruna paristhitula prabhavam drushtya ratna khachita mani maya paatralalo meeku guggillu samarpinchukoleni vaadanu.. prastutaaniki idi bhujimpudi ( gaddi ni choopistoo!!)" oho vamsoddharakudu vachinadaa? kumaara ratnama.. mukharavindamuna aa gayamemi tama bonda?aa saigalemi tama sraadhamu..?mohan: gurram meedininchi paddanu! kota: emi? mupphadi aaru taramula nundi prabhuvula diwaanula vamsamu manadi... maa tatagaaru gurramekki kaaryalayamunaku poyedi vaaru..maa tandri gaaru aswarohakule..aa uthkrushta vamsodhbhavulu tamake aswamunu adhirohinchutaye chaata kakayunnadi..mana pindamu! mohan: abba manavula bhasha vaadu nanna!maa boss tondara gaa rammanaaru office ki vellali.. vedi neelu unnaya? kota: aswamunu adhirohinchuta chetakaani varaku ushnodakamu elano? ukku neeru chalada? avi lopala ushnagraahaka ghaghatamunandu unnavi gaikonudu! mohan: ushnagraaha ghaghatama? ante?kota: daanne aanglamuna 'boiler' anduru! idiyunu teliyadu mana bonda! dance chestunna mohan ni choosi oka roju..kota: paitya prakopamanga ide..ee nrutya hela ela?jhamu kritamu mee koraku uttara purushudu vachinaadu..mohan: uttara purushuda ? vadevadu?kota: uttarapurushudane aanglamuna post man anduru! naresh ni udyogam lo cherpichalani intiki teesukosthe.. atanni choosi kota: eetadevaru? mohan: naa friend nannakota: gurramekkaleni chavata ku hitulu snehitula? ikkada athidulevvariki chakiri cheyuvaru leru..takshaname eetadini daggaralo kala chatushchakra sakata nivaasasthanamunandu dimpi randu naresh: chatush....????kota: daanine anglamuna bus stand anduru.. adiyunu teliyadu mana pindamu! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------aa ganapathini ventabettukellava? vaadu bayata vana paduthuntey intlo godugu vesukuni thirigey rakam ninnu america samyuktha rastralannni national monument la poshichaley thappa naalati maamoolu smasari valla kadu. chacchi ee lokana vundo mee amma hidimbi adi bathukuntey nenu msutethhi mimmalni poshimchalsi vacchedi neeku maa vaadiki thitti pettinchalaney padalochana vacchindaaa bill kattataniki aa hotel lo nalugellu server pani cheyyalsi vasthundi suputhra saindhava ee phala pradarsna emitraa? phalharam antey okato rendo thinali anthey thappa america samyuktha rastralaki varam raojula daka pallu dorakkunda cheyyamni kadu ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -gaali vaanalo visana karralu ammukone vaadi moham...nuvvunu.....!! pothaavraa rey.... naashanamai pothaav.............!!!!!!!!!"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------- nee thikka veshaalu, thingara cheshtalu choosi aayanaki mathi cherinchindhi raa...mudhanashtapu munda kodakaa..!! yerrati yendallo vedi neellu posukoni.., raggu kappuku thirigevadi mohamla aa moham choodu.....!! pothaavraa rey....!! naashanamai pothaav.......!!!!!!!!"
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- dasarath maharaj ki mugguru pendlamlu bhai...pellai innelaina inta mandi pellalunna aayanaki pillalleru ...dasarath maharaj bugulu padipoyindu....bugulupadi inglam devunki yagnam chesundu...inglam devudante evvvaranukunnav ade fire goddu le ayanaki....ayana pratyakshyam bidda nee tapassu ki mechchina neekem kavano koruko ante....dasrath maharaj cheppindu....ayya pellai innelaina inta mandi pellalunna pillaletale...appudu inglam devudu kindiki meedaki chesi payasam ichchindu ...ichchi ...deennni nee pendlamlandariki hisab lekka panchi pettannadu....modati mugguriki samaanangane panchidu dasarathudu gaani chinna pellam ante laad ekkuva kabatti jarranta ekkuvichchindu ..ante iddalerrirru... ha ha ha hilarious...daani taravaata brahmanandam "aa bhashento ...aa bhavam ento ...ellatamento"ani mana sree lakshmi garni tanani choosi chitti ni gurthuku techchuko mantaadu....vammo super comedy.. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------thitla dhandakam-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------maha papi kuroopi ninnu choodangane vachu high level bpmundamopi chirapininnu teggosthe lokanike piccha happyanka chandaaludaa banka bairaandhudaaparama papista nikrushta dushtaatmudaa nee neecha roopambu choodanga papambunee kanta naalambu boppasi gottambunee kallalo kullu nee burra lo buradanee padisame chetta nee janma drainagenuvvo dagulbaaji ebrasi chaprasi sannasivi asuddha swaroopa abadhha pralaapapingu bongaina pinjaarigaakovvekina lucha pagilenu nee pucha teerenu naa kacha nee chetike vachu chilli bochenikacchigaa bhrashtaadi bhrasta paraakashtagaa ainavu dushtatvamandun mudanashtudaa trashtudaa kushtu mushtodi ankushtamavrudha kshyarogi uchishtamaa dranaige nurugaadantloni budaga ameoba tumeeba gudlagoobapagultundi nee gooba murigipoina arabbi murabbo ..ore palla pichi are chilli gocheenee pichi pogotta touch istaanu pentacchi gaapen touch gaa ore paachi mukhamaa nadustunna savamavedi idleelu pareyuchun chaddi sambarutega traagu sombeerigaa strawlu extra ga teppinchi namulchun tube pukkilinchi ummeyu ummayigaapedda idiot vi chaddi pesarattuvipichi taste unna saddist vigajji paadala marigujju viucha neechalu lenatti rascal vi ketu vi.. ore akku pakshi nirakshara kuksheekunkaakshee ekaakshi sanghala adhyakshudaanuvvu chuncheluka godde vi raabandu retta viboddinka kesanivi seempandi mootivi gabbilam tokavi ekaaki kaakeekavi nuisance donkey vi no sense monkey vikudithi lo chittelukavimunicipality pandiki mootrapindaanivieddu mondaanivisrushti mottambulo suntavi ..ore peda tatta are chetta buttaore gaddi pocha are naara peechaore tuppu meka are pandi tokaore vaana paamu ila tokkutaamuore gaudi gede ide baditha pooja sentiment annade leni bhrantaasura ninnu tittanga nenenthavaadan duraatmaedeedu lokala bhashalake sosha vachi moorchillura maha banda bootul talalvanchu nee mundupapatmudaa neechatineechanee batuku cheechaanee mohan eedcha nee buddhi kuruchaa nee naluke raakissa rakshasaa emanavundaina muppoddula ninu eee reti ghorati ghorambugaa tittinaantha abhivurddhi saadhinchu chembedi vedhavaachavara o bodi vedhavachavara o antla vedhavachavara neltakkuva vedhavavedhavannara vedhavachavaraa chavaraa chaavu chaavu! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ gata dasaabdamgaa tama ompu sompulato, aata paatalato andhra prekshakula gundekaayalni veru senakkaayallaaga tinestunna sodareemanulu jyoti lakshmi, jayamaalinila gurimchi manam ippudu cheppukumdaamu.. ee sodareemanuliddaroo andhrula paalita ishta daivaalu. aavakaaya,gongoora laamti vaallu. ee pachchallallo edo okati lenide telugu vaadi bhojanam elaa umdado, veeriddarilo e okkarainaa lekumdaa telugu sinimaaye asalu umdadu.... neti yuvataraaniki desa raajadhaani peremito teliyadu kaanii, jayamaalini inti edress, phone number mahabaagaa telusuuuu..... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- naresh preminchina ammayi sutti velu daggara assistant gaa cherutundi.. sutti velu oka mathi marapu professor! so naresh kooda atani daggara cheradaniki vastadu..( aa nepam to roju aa ammayiki line vesukovachu ani!) ..aa entry scenu: naresh: mee pratibhapaatavalu tega vinesi mee daggara assistant gaa cheraalani aasa to vachanu sir velu: good.. scientists ante ishtama neku? naresh: avunu sir.. maa professor gaaru kooda chala goppa vyakthi.. ayana boledantha parisodhana chesi may nelalo endalu baaga kastayi ani telchadu! velu: vow!! chala goppa vishayam kanibettadayana! good good! nenu koda ee madhye research chesi konni goppa vishayalu kanipettanu.. samudraalu edo enno antoo untaru andaroo.. kani adi suddha tappu.. unnadi okate ! ade idi..( edurukunda bangala khatam ni choopistoo antaadu!) alage dikkulu nalugu kaadani rende ani toralo niroopincha botunnanu! naresh : aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "asalu tajmahal nenu enduku kattinchanu... ashokudu aadukodanike kada..adenti naa pattapu raani payakaana lu kadgutondi... mari ronald reagan ala antadenti.. ante tippu sultan maate nijamavutunda... emo mari... maa ammayi jhnasi laxmi bai ni, maa abbayi sv ranga rao in adagali.. idigo, evarakkada... naa yenugu ni rikshaw meeda teesuku randi... nenu dolphin hotel lo tiffin tini, kurukshetra yuddaniki vellali.." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ inapa sutti: koduthunnantha sepu noppi puduthooney vuntundi antey bore kottinche sutti rubber sutti : koduthuntey sutti koduthunnattu telusthunna aa sutti noppi puttadu antey vinadaniki bagundey sutti. saamuhika sutti : chalamandini koorcho betti vesey sutti antey sabhalalo rajakiya nayakulu vesedanna mata. reverse sutti: evarayina manaki sutti veyataniki vasthey thirigi manam reverse lo sutti kodithey adi reverse sutti. ila cheppukuntu pothey idoka sudheerga sutti ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ pellichoopullo thandri: ashokudu laanti meetho viyyam andatam tho naa hoda kanishkudi sthayiki perigindi....sutti veerbhadra rao: ashokudu kanishkudu naa valeevarata?nuthan prasad: daimond raju auteen raju.sutti veerbhadra rao: veeleevarata? sutti veerabhadra rao thala kottukuney manarism gurunchi desription isthoo:papam ayanaki kopam antey emito teledandi, papam kopam vasthey thana baadhani goadalaki cheppukuntadey kani pakka manishini ibbandi pettadu. sv rao kodikki bharya chetha vuttaram rayisthu...sv rao: orey suntha,misrow: ayaa chittamsv rao: ninnu kadumisrow: kashmanichandi alavatayipoyindisv rao : nuvvi rai orey suntha kodakawife: ayyo adem sambhodanandi!sv rao : nenu konna coveru nenu kanna koduku naa istam nuvvu noru moosukuni rayi naa veluki ee garuchuttu vesi chacchundakapothey neney rasuku chacchevadini ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------dharmavarapu: nuvvu tv ramayanam lo satrughnudi lanti vaadivi... nee kasalu charactere ledu. velu: nuvvu tv mahabharatam lo dhuryodhanudi 93va tammudivi.. janalaki nee pere teleedu..... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- srilakshmi gaaru cheppina (cinemaalo) oka kavitha. puttetappudu manishiki jeevakala,poyetappudu ade manishiki chaavukala,ee madhyalo shokulenduke shashikala. (chantabbai nundi..) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- nenu kavini kadhanna vaadini katthi tho podusthaa...nenu rachayithrini kananna vaadini raayetti kodatha.... "thalakereta......notiki maata..kaaliki bata...naakishtam sapota"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- dear radha rani akkaiah ki nee tammudu lovekumar vrayunadi..i love youi love youi love you itlu ramakrishna hahahahhaa.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- maha prabho...ee kukkaina rayi anukuni kalu ethithe pavanam ayipothanu...banthi anukunte...kirthi seshunni ayipothanu..------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- general gaa thidithe badha vastundi kaani thitlani kooda comical gaa vaadatam aayanake chellindi..udaharanaku konni.."mozaic floor meeda miriyala ginjalu jalli kottimmera mokkalu raaledenti ani choose moham.."(--------------------------------------------------------------------------------- biyyapu ginjani bhoothaddam lonchi choosthu he manchi nellu tage moham nuvvunu. nasanamaipotavuroi.. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------shatchakra vaahana sthalamunandali saamaanulu bhadraparuchu gadi yanagaa "cloak room"...adiyunu theliyadu, thama bonda! inkaaa.... thamaku aswarohanamu theliyuna! :) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- kota:era ekkadki???son:baytaki naanna....kota:aa baytiki....epdu gaali patam la ala baladdorlu thirgtu undakunda aa degree edo mukkuna cheedakapothe neekevaaru laksh rupayulu kuda katnam ivaaru...son:abba sarle naanna... kota:veedokkadu naa maata asal vinadu...brahmanandam:chittham babu garu prahladu type andayya...kota:ante nenu hiranya kshyapudna???nee jeetham lo 1 kosesaanu po.... brahmanandam:mahaprabho...maa naanna mee daggara chesina appuku gaanu modatlo 3000 rupayulu ante murisipoyaanu...meeku vontlo baalenapdu,baabu gaariki jalubu chesinapdu,panta sarigga pandanapdu ,varshalu kuravanapdu ila meeru koskutu vachi ipdu rupayim paavla istunnaru...aandulo ippudu rupaayee kosesthe migiledhi entha???paavala....em cheskomantaaru daani tho...matti!!!----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- aeraa seven hillsoo..idhi aaro saari wrong number speakcheyadam.... aemh aatalugaa vundhaa...aaha..gamesgaa vundhaa ani aduguthunnanu....naatho pettukokuraey.....kunthi second son boon..... adhe bhimavaramlo one person chaava thittanu.keep cheyy....respectgaa phone keep chey...."------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------velu saying to chiranjeevi(they have a detective agency)in front of their customers...."guruji guruji ippude intinundi phone vachindi mee intlo dongalu paddaranta...ventane vigneswara detective agency ki phone cheddama...."-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------jayammu nischayammu ra lo kota sreenivasa rao telangana lo cinema story cheppadam... le le le...madi warangal bhai...roju podugala podumeeki...jonnalu tini perigina sareeram... ratri jabardast cinema chusina...pandava vanavasam...andula nt odu bhimunesham kattindu....sv odu dhuryodhan..gummadi dharmaraju...savitri draupadi... sv odu savitrini chusi thoda kottindu...nt odu gada piskutunadu...nt odu ante erikena...hindustan lo gasonti actor le....kani emchestadu...phaltu lekka bhimunesham kattindu kada....gada piskutannadu... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------rendu rellu aaru lo... oka mushtivadu suttiveera bhadra rao intiki vacchi... ayya....dharmam cheyandayya ani adugutadu daniki sutti veera bhadra rao..."adukkovadam kuda chetakadu..chekkaga...amma...dharma talli" ani antadu ventane srilakshmi.."ma ayina vanta inka poorti kaledu..taravata ra babu" antundi.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------suthitho rallu kodtunte velu addam pette moham nuvvunu!" city bus ekki america ku ticket adigey faceuuu nuvvunu... -------------------------------------------------------------------"notiki mata,netthikireeta,nakishtam sapota" then potti prasad says in a undertone "neeku naku tata....thondara ga po ee poota!!"brilliant stuff!--------------------------------------------------------------------padamati...lo ganapati "pakkinti vallu turkey vandukunnaru naanna vasana vachindi "ante ,vaadi nanna"kukka mukku sampraptichindemitraaaa" antadu......beautiful comedy--------------------------------------------------------------------------in the movie hai hai nayaka, suryakantam asks naresh.. yera kaya panda.. adugutunte cheppavera.. kaya panda.. naresh: mokkajonna pottu -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- hatsoff to hasyabrahma

Happy Days...Jill Jill Jiga : Dada's comments

Happy Days

Movie in one line : Its all about those HAPPY "College" Days :)

Negatives :

NONE : Yes...absolutely no boring and dull moments in the movie.May be the movie is too much oriented for youth,but i am sure this is what director wanted to make.

Positives :

Feel good factor : You will come out of theatre with a sweet smile or with a small streak of tears in your eyes after the movie.
Any person watching this movie will be taken a ride throught those lovely college days.
One or the other scene in the movie might have surely happened to you in those days.

MUSIC : Ladies n Gentlemen,we have an answer to AR Rehman.Though too early to say this,he has the potential.Way to go Mickey!!

Story,Screen Play,Direction : Well the real hero of the movie is director,the feel of the movie,the siutations of the movie.The hero of the movie is that period of our lives which we can never forget.Kudos to the director

Performances : Well..i donno their real names...(i dont need to know their name also).They are all the characters...you can see yourself in those characters...too good performances from them..
Personally i liked Rajesh and Tyson's characters.

A blog is not enough to write down what i went through when i came out of the movie.
I felt very nostalgic of my college days.
And being an MGITian ,this movie has that extra speciality for me.I can imagine how would it be for CBIT students.(MGIT is sister concern inst of CBIT.Both the campus are side by side with no compound wall seperating.We all used to roam around and njoy in CBIT as well)

Final Comments :

Dont give a 2nd thought.Juss go n watch it.
3 cheers to sekhar kammula.!!

Dada Rates it 8.75/10.

KILL PIRACY : Watch this movie in theatres else please dont watch it.Thank You